[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[jturn]

that little booty hole

[nancydrevv]

logging onto this website is countinously the biggest mistake i make but i just keep coming back time and time again

[smallrat36wagon]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[hustlerose]

swedish girls are like “tonight ur gonna get the ströp” 

[elleonoora]

need you to know ströp means to strangle/choke

[hustlerose]

i’m not complaining

[elsatrash]

Before healing a wound you must first admit that you are bleeding.

[henkasuru]

Have you ever met someone and grow attached to them and think “it’s gonna hurt real bad when they leave”

[bucci-mayne]

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[thrussy]

[fuks]

[toddreu]

This is how I flirt

[adonischildsupportcase]

[a-spoon-is-born]

that poor gay skeleton

[mrbenibo]

The “Jesus Christ!’ took me out.

[qixec]

honestly anti shoplifting blogs make me laugh like mind your own business

[blackventanas]

YOURE STEALING

[serbia]

[professionalkinkshaming]

For the bootlickers in the notes

1. Min. wage employees cannot be penalized for stolen goods, this is true in the U.S. as well as every westernized nation
2. If you are penalized for this, your boss is breaking federal worker protections and there are plenty of unions to go to w/ connections to law offices that take on cases like this pro-bono
3. You were not hired for loss prevention, that is not your responsibility. If your boss expects you to detain thieves and/or chase people down, they should pay accordingly, and it shouldve been in your fucking job description
4. If you were hired for loss prevention, you’re usually a cop, so fuck you.
5. Everybody in the notes saying “Im a min. wage employee you’re stealing from me, and personally hurting me” Congratulations. You are a single step away from being in the person stealing’s shoes, if you’re not already in them, because odds are, that person *HAS* a job and is also on min. wage as well and is just going thru something rough. Your *job* is hurting you, by illegally holding you accountable for loss prevention that you weren’t even taken on as a responsibility. You are a customer service worker, not a cop. There’s no need to act like it, other fuckign poor people are not your goddamned enemies, please remember that.

That being said, everybody, REFRAIN FROM STEALING FROM MOM AND POP CORNER STORES, small businesses need the money. It’s Walmart that you’re supposed to steal from, any place that uses prison labor AND sweatshop labor is already a fucking thief and stealing from a multi-billion dollar corporate entity is completely justified. Have a nice day shoplifters.